Showing posts with label kissing a smoker. Show all posts
Showing posts with label kissing a smoker. Show all posts

7 Dec 2012

Choices, Choices: Kissing a Smoker vs. Kissing Someone Who Doesn't Know What A Toothbrush Looks Like

I wonder why some non-smokers don't brush, floss and rinse their teeth... those happened to be the same people that think kissing a smoker is like kissing an ashtray. 

I'll tell you the truth- I'd rather have a long make out session with an ashtray full of stale, damp cigarettes than kiss someone's morning breath from a week ago. 


I see making out with someone who doesn't brush their teeth as similar to making out with someone who just drunkenly projectile-puked on the floor, then licked it up.  I've seen a lot of non-smokers with darker teeth than some people who smoke a pack a day.  Somehow, these people managed to make their teeth resemble Indian Corn. 


Can you imagine kissing a hot model that has major b.o that smells exactly like cooked onions, with matching barf breath? Hot, right? 


Lemme know what you think!  If there were only 2 people on this planet left for you, would you kiss a smoker or kiss a non-brusher?  And no- you don't have the power to off yourself to prevent either option. 


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